Is the world dragging you down?
Introducing the latest apertus° product: The incredible RELAXiom will give you a chance to step into the shoes of your favorite movie heroes! With the latest advances in microwave technology you can experience something that is more immersive than Virtual Reality - your entire body will breathe and live this new cinematic reality: RELAXiom.
The story behind the RELAXiom
Don't feel square - feel ultra widescreen!
You may ask yourself if the world is ready for the RELAXiom yet and if it will not take another ten years until it passed all medical trials and certificates? But the good news is: The future is now, RELAXiom is ready and it's working - medical testing is not required because it's all digital.
The time has come to take the RELAXiom global. We have installed the RELAXiom Gamm Array in special locations all over the European Union and are ready to turn them on to spread RELAXiom happiness over all continents. As already explained countless times the side effects are really minimal (we don't know why this question keeps coming up all the time...). We have used the RELAXiom on ourselves countless times already and it didn't do us any harm - we are feeling perfectly fine and are still in full control of our minds, skills and competences as this article we created should definitely proof by itself!